Boomer Humour Songs About Decrepitude and Wrinkliness
including
Signs of wear, loss of hair, Flashes hot, liver spots, Chin sprouts, dizzy bouts, Buddha belly, emissions smelly, Wrinkly skin, double chin, Broken parts, burps and farts, Back stoop, impotence droop, Aches and pains,  varicose veins, Bladder weak, hairy beak, Anxiety fears, elephant ears, Dimming eyes, thunder thighs, Dodgey knees, sneezy wees, Cystitis, cramp, rising damp, Shortness of breath, closeness of death

Here's a bunch of getting old wrinkinsulting boomer humor ditties for your amusement or to play at a birthday or retirement party or a roast. They could be used for a 30th or 40th party as there is additional humor in saying a relatively young man is "older than dirt" Most,if not all of these songs are available for download from iTunes

Golf Brooks
Senior Moments, Brain Farts

Victoria Woods
Baby Boom

J. Sean Elliott
I'm Older Than Dirt

Curtis Brand
Older Than Dirt

The words to a lots of these songs can be found here at Wrinkinsults Songs

I'm Growing Older But Not Up
by Jimmy Buffett 1980


I rounded first, I never thought of the worst
As I studied the shortstops position
Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg
Someone call a decent physician
I'm no Pete Rose, I can't pretend
Though my mind's still quite flexible, these brittle bones don't bend

Chorus:
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let the winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

Sometimes I see me as old manatee
Heading south as the waters grow colder
Try to steer clear of the hum-drum so near
It cuts prop scars deep in his shoulder
But that's how it goes right to the end
Though his body's quite flexible, that barnacle brain don't bend

Chorus:
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
Id rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

(instrumental)

So don't get me wrong
This is not a sad song
Just events that I have happened to witness
And time takes it's toll as we head for the poll
No one dies from physical fitness
So what the hell, we'll take it right to the end
As these days grow so complicated the nightlife still wins

Chorus:
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let the winds of change blow over my head
Id rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead
Let the winds of time blow over my head
Id rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead

My Getting Old Song "FUNNY" by David Winfree